If we started a Blender-themed restaurant…

[Kent Trammell]

…what would the names of our dishes be??

This entertaining topic came from yesterday’s stream chat – From Omar Domenech specifically: “If I ever put a restaurant exclusively for people that do 3D, “Wrist Pain” would be the name of a dish.”

From there everyone started throwing out funny, clever food item names. I figured this should be a documented as a fun community thread. Here’s my 2000-IQ restuaurant name + tagline +  the menu so far:

The Default Cube (courtesy of @welltheresyerproblem)

“Come decimate our food.” ( courtesy of @overbyte )

@procyonlotor 

• Subsurf & Turf
• Mediterranean Unwrap
• “The Normal”

@yukinoh1989

• Light-baked Soft Surface Cake with a Cream Mask and Fluid chocolate sauce
• Auto-save Noodle Soup
• Mirrored Meathandels

@dostovel

• Particle System Fried Rice bowl
• Render Meat Steak
• Out-of-Memory Sandwich

@jakeblended 

• Render-farmhouse eggs
• Macro-roni and Cheese
• Node-Spaghetti and Metaballs

@dragonice69 

• Border selection – mix of square pastry
• MetaDate

@tbrbn 

• The Shift-Ctrl-Alt-C (it’s just plane bread but we like to make things overly complicated here)
• Hawaian poke-boolean
• Shrimpwraps

@carrotni

• Donut Dish
• Node’l Soup

@smurfmier1985 

• Doodle Soup

@me1958424

• Bendy-bone-less rig-a-toni

@ullreym 

• Baked bread with Olive Euler and Balsamic Vinegar
• Metaball Sub….division sandwiches

@3dioot

• Bmesh Split

@percept10ndev 

• Chicken Suzanne

@silentheart00 

• Cornell ice cream cone (Because it sounds like a Cornetto)

@sorta

• Mesh-y Dishes

@lhumungus 

• Chicken EnchilANTas

@spikeyxxx 

• B-bone Steak

@theluthier 

• Fresnel Fritters

@thecabbagedetective 

• CUDA Casserole

I know this community has plenty of culinary creativity flowing in its veins. If you have a clever Blender-themed dish name in mind, post it in a reply below!

[John Sanderson]

Do the Fresnel Fritters really need to be on the menu?  They come with everything.

[Phil Osterbauer]

Animeatloaf with mesh potatoes 

[Pavel Mazanik]

• NURBSpagetti
• Alpha 2 roasted steak

[Mona Loren]

Mesh au chocolate

Compositing Ragout

Modifier salad with Layer vignette

[Phil Osterbauer]

By popular demand, Left-click-select souffle available at the window. (Right-click-select souffle now special request only, sorry for any inconvenience)

[Darren McBain]

oo,  Haricot Verts and Rendered Ham…
A slightly grainy textured dish, but  ideal for a light EeVee-ning snack to displace the hunger pains..

(sorry, for the life of me I couldnt quite get the Dr Seuss reference in there that was bouncing round my head)

[Mark Smith]

wrangler noodles

[smurfmier1985]

Lattice unwraps

Or, a variation inspired by Thibauts entry: Lattice Shrimpwraps 😊

Way too healthy for me though, rather have the mentioned b-bone steaks and donut dish ! 😛

[jelourd]

Pepperoni Cycles with melted GPU

[Jake Korosi]

Crêpes Suzanne

[overbyte]

I know its not a competition and its probably in no type of order but, I made it to the top!!!

[Juan Hernández]

Unwrapped wraps
Spline soup
Rigid pudding

[josua92]

– beveled cake with solidified cream on top

– sausages dinked with fluid particles (flavors: diffuse vanilla, rough coffee, normal meat)

–  vegan phyton

– rigged pudding (subdivided with several layers of chocolate samples) 

– denoised waffles ( looks great for no-filter selfies)

– High castle burger Menu ( served with NextGen dessert)

– Blendergurus Donut (starter menu for kids)

And a note on every table: This is a smoke particle free Bistro.

I had more ideas but I’m already sounding ridiculous..so I stop here! xD

[Char Hunter]

Gamey GameDevs Pheasant with Particles of Dirty Rice

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