You know, I think we all have in our heads that a wizard lives in this house, but what about the following:
Melvin lives in this house.

He is kind of a magical creature in his own right, I can totally see him chilling out in this place, waking up, getting ready for work, going out the door with his briefcase and CG Cookie ID, getting to the office, sitting next to Wes, punching out at 5pm and returning to his lovely home. In fact, that can totally be part of the animation of this whole scene, Melvin waking up and getting ready and then returning home at night after a long day of work.
What say you all? I say we do stuff mindful of Melvin living here.