If we started a Blender-themed restaurant…

…what would the names of our dishes be??

This entertaining topic came from yesterday’s stream chat – From Omar Domenech specifically: “If I ever put a restaurant exclusively for people that do 3D, “Wrist Pain” would be the name of a dish.”

From there everyone started throwing out funny, clever food item names. I figured this should be a documented as a fun community thread. Here’s my 2000-IQ restuaurant name + tagline +  the menu so far:

The Default Cube (courtesy of @welltheresyerproblem)

“Come decimate our food.” ( courtesy of @overbyte )

@procyonlotor 

• Subsurf & Turf
• Mediterranean Unwrap
• “The Normal”

@yukinoh1989

• Light-baked Soft Surface Cake with a Cream Mask and Fluid chocolate sauce
• Auto-save Noodle Soup
• Mirrored Meathandels

@dostovel

• Particle System Fried Rice bowl
• Render Meat Steak
• Out-of-Memory Sandwich

@jakeblended 

• Render-farmhouse eggs
• Macro-roni and Cheese
• Node-Spaghetti and Metaballs

@dragonice69 

• Border selection – mix of square pastry
• MetaDate

@tbrbn 

• The Shift-Ctrl-Alt-C (it’s just plane bread but we like to make things overly complicated here)
• Hawaian poke-boolean
• Shrimpwraps

@carrotni

• Donut Dish
• Node’l Soup

@smurfmier1985 

• Doodle Soup

@me1958424

• Bendy-bone-less rig-a-toni

@ullreym 

• Baked bread with Olive Euler and Balsamic Vinegar
• Metaball Sub….division sandwiches

@3dioot

• Bmesh Split

@percept10ndev 

• Chicken Suzanne

@silentheart00 

• Cornell ice cream cone (Because it sounds like a Cornetto)

@sorta

• Mesh-y Dishes

@lhumungus 

• Chicken EnchilANTas

@spikeyxxx 

• B-bone Steak

@theluthier 

• Fresnel Fritters

@thecabbagedetective 

• CUDA Casserole

I know this community has plenty of culinary creativity flowing in its veins. If you have a clever Blender-themed dish name in mind, post it in a reply below!